If you feel you have been wronged by Juggernaut ESF and would like to file a complaint, please use our Cyber Complaint Receptacle to do so. Indicators that you might have a genuine complaint include:

• All of your beer is gone.
• Your girlfriend is pensive and distant.
• You have feelings of self doubt.

Anything outside of this list is probably your own problem and should be buried deep inside and never talked about.