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Safety Warnings

  • Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Juggernaut ESF.
  • Juggernaut ESF may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
  • Juggernaut ESF contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
  • Discontinue exposure to Juggernaut ESF if any of the following occurs:
    • itching
    • vertigo
    • dizziness
    • tingling in extremities
    • loss of balance or coordination
    • slurred speech
    • temporary blindness
    • profuse sweating
    • heart palpitations
  • If Juggernaut ESF begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
  • When not in use, Juggernaut ESF should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
  • Juggernaut ESF was formed from an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
  • Do not taunt Juggernaut ESF.