Filthy huns breeding like rats and spreading West. Listen for the roar. You will hear it in the distance like thunder. And then, wafting in on the breeze, will come the scent of dried blood and human grease ... the noise will grow louder and they will appear, on the horizon, eyes bugged and bloodshot, foam on the lips, chewing some rooty essence smuggled in from a foreign jungle ... they will ravish your women, loot your liquor stores and humiliate your mayor on a bench on the village square ...

Rourke, Big Axe, Fang, Dyno, Thor, El Guapo, Little Yeti, Angry Cernich, Egg Tooth Jones, 50/50, Pookie, Bad Parse, Jonny One Thumb, Jebediah Moonbeam

Moonshiner: Happy Fun Ball

Nebulous Gray Area Region: Good Parse, Sky Chicken

Vice President of Western Region Benevolence Outreach Program: Russey

Banished for 100 years: Gorka (served 8 years thus far)