MonsterCross 2013 - Highs, Lows, Taunted by Little Girls

Juggernaut was in full effect at MonsterCross 2013 represented by Dyno, Shane, Kinger, JTJ, Fang, Thor and celebrity guest star Jeff Dickey. A spectacular day with brilliant sunshine helped burn through the cobwebs of our previous night on the town in Richmond. Solid results from Dyno (5th CX Masters despite flatting) and Shane (6th MTB Masters) not to mention Dickey who flicked the switch on his swedish fish afterburner to outsprint Kevin Carter for 6th in the pro field. Kinger floated the questionable idea of inviting women to our hotel for group massage. New concept - thinking outside the box - shows initiative as a freshman team member. Flats were a common theme taking JTJ out of the picture early in the day and spoiling a nicely timed attack by Thor and Dyno. Note to the two young girls that unwittingly taunted Thor while he fixed his flat: you better sleep with one eye open. That sh*t was unnecessary.