SM100 Delivers Massive Hammer Blow to Collective Juggernaut Nutsack

The SM100 handed out a big fat stinking sack of discomfort to the Juggernaut this year. We're all feeling a bit tired. Not pedaling real lively. Not so excited about inclines. Except Gorka who nearly broke his  PR of 9:16 but rolled in at 9:17. Denied. Likely because of the unbearable load of bad karma following him everywhere. He also came no where near breaking the all time Juggs SM100 record of 9:07 which will now likely stand forever.

Thor rolled in at 9:52 and proceeded to give himself a lobotomy with a tire lever in order to forget the last 40 miles of riding.

Fang, wisest of us all, came home in a pickup truck before having to ride the death climb and just sat around and drank beer. Brilliant move sir.