Juggernaut Pilgrims Go West, Find Golden Tablets, Establish New Religion
Lo did the angel Lefefulus command upon the brethren "treasure, good Juggernaut adventurers, is your destiny upon yonder plains of fiery desolation, for I have bequeathed divine golden tablets upon thine encampment, for you shall know the truth, and the truth will allow you to rip many many miles of singletrack."
And so did the Juggernaut happen upon a stack of golden tablets that will likely rewrite the course of cycling spirituality and the history of the world's great religions. The dictates of the Juggernaut; benovolence upon humanity, obsessive cycling, unmatched camp circle skills, a love of hop and barley, and the worship of a new class of sub-deities and lesser known imps, has all been confirmed by a higher power in the form of kick ass golden tablets.
Set forth upon the tablets are the 17 steps to spiritual passage into cycling nirvana. Loyalty and adherence to the code will be strictly enforced.
"I'm looking forward to the 2016 Inquisitions," said El Guapo. "If you get enough participation from the group and have the right equipment inquisitions can really bring people together."
El Guapo awakes from a spiritual trance:
White Dynamite summons lesser known imps:
The Juggernaut Summer 2015 training camp. Durango to Moab in 6 days: 240 miles, 24,000 feet of climbing, big weather, thin air, bears, 7 cases of beer. And the Whole Enchilada. THE FREAKING WHOLE ENCHILADA. We set some records.
This is where we went:
Rest day hijinks:
