El Guapo on the PMBAR Podium

El Guapo is a bandit that roams the badlands in the vicinity of the equator. He is wanted in at least 14 counties for a variety of unsavory behaviors. His sociopathic lust for gold drives much of his decision making. In his free time he enjoys firing pistols in the air and discovering crates of TNT in abandoned barns. This past weekend, fresh from his daily siesta, he posted yet another podium at the 2018 PMBAR. Over nine hours in the saddle and about a half Everest worth of climbing was involved. 

Check out the route, it's muy loco: