Raiding Greenbrier: The Real Race Report
ODM – you know it when you see it.
The ESF training table. Mental toughness. Have you ever been dared to eat the mouth out of a croaker? Well, the Juggernauts have. They mock the challenge and raise the bar, devouring the whole head. Umbrella girls, fish heads, attack mimes – what next Juggernauts, what next…? Greenbrier MD State Championships – that's what’s next.
Raiders indeed. The ESF struck hard at Greenbrier: Three Juggernauts, three races, three podiums.
- Dickey (a.k.a., Juggernaut slumming as a Scott Pro, a.k.a., Happy Fun Ball) took the win in the Men’s Pro field crushing a tough pro field leaving only small hairline fractures in his frame
- White Dynamite took 2nd in the Men’s Elite 40+ laying down enough power that even combat MTB photog AEL got haired and bailed – no photo evidence, just knowing he was there is enough
- And Fang took 5th in the Men’s 45+ Marathon – a podium, a little schwag, and with a modicum of fashion sense.
The wax museum. In West Virginia this would be called a travesty – or worthy of a hog call. Otherwise the worst-dressed podium of the day … sadly reminiscing about day-glo tights and mullets.
