How To Win a Bike Race in 7 Easy Steps

1: Win race 2: Enter finishing chute and point to the sky with both hands 3: Kiss cycling medallion 4: Zip jersey 5: Point to Juggernaut logo with both hands 6: Mime the act of drawing an arrow from a quiver and shooting it 7: High five the umbrella girls / drink celebratory beer(s)

Huge thanks to the talented Julie Wolfe for the Juggernaut Issue race medallions. These things are un-freaking-real.