Rourke Overcomes Rare "Fish Belly White Leg Ailment" to Finish DFL in Legends Race

Juggernaut founding member Jon Rourke admitted Sunday that he suffers from a rare ailment that renders his legs fish belly white. "Sometimes the sun hits my knees caps at an off angle and I see people squint. It's a blinding effect caused by my tragically white legs," said Rourke. It was confirmed by race officials that the disease did not play a role in his decision to race a commuter bike or to show up with a solid beer buzz.