Juggernauts Prove Once Again They Are the True Olympians of the Beer+Riding Duathalon
As is always the case, the Juggernaut presence at the 2017 edition of DCCX displayed an unprecedented level of skill, spiritual ferocity, and unabashed benevolence to humanity. Late in the day, as spectators filed out of the venue, one race fan was quoted as saying "I've now seen the pinnacle of humanity, and it wears a black kit with a devil on it".
As per Juggernaut tradition, our race unit composed of Pookie, Gorka, Bad Parse and Thor lined up at the back of the start chute. We then proceeded to pass damn near every person, including the ones that warmed up on rollers, spent the night polishing their pit bikes, and rubbed a variety of illegal Belgian creams onto their inner thighs before the race. We dusted a ton of them with our mountain biking juju. From there it was on to the beer.
Good Parse is awarded the ride of the day. He put on a clinic with a beer hand up on every lap and double kit representation, illustrating once again the chasm that separates him from his brother Bad Parse.
The race within the race
Benevolence. Dishing out PBR tall boys all day long.
