Four Reasons Not to Invite the Juggernauts to Your Race

Four Reasons Not to Invite the Juggernauts to Your Race

The Juggernauts showed up in force for the first annual secret unofficial underground Plum Grove gravel race. Several lessons were learned:

1) If drinking a beer on course provides a rider with a four minute time bonus, the Juggernaut have the ability to open a worm hole into the past by drinking all of the beer available. 

2) You have to disqualify Thor four times, not three, in the course of debating the result of a race for it to stick. Three times = ignore.

3) The power of the Juggernaut tattoo compounds when in the immediate vicinity of another Juggernaut tattoo.

4) Sometimes when Little Yeti gets drunk he loses track of his little white boots.

Yeti got drunk and forgot his boots in the parking lot

Yeti got drunk and forgot his boots in the parking lot

Partial evidence of Thor's claim to the overall victory

Partial evidence of Thor's claim to the overall victory

Gluing a stone onto the inaugural trophy. A Juggernaut will likely glue another one on next year. 

Gluing a stone onto the inaugural trophy. A Juggernaut will likely glue another one on next year. 

Debut ride for the Fang tat. 

Debut ride for the Fang tat. 

El Guapo Wins Pisgah Double Dare

El Guapo Wins Pisgah Double Dare

Juggernauts Prove Once Again They Are the True Olympians of the Beer+Riding Duathalon

Juggernauts Prove Once Again They Are the True Olympians of the Beer+Riding Duathalon