Juggernaut Successfully Navigate 50 miles of Liquid Goo

If riding your bike in a maze during a driving rain on a surface of viscous nutbutter sounds like fun, then you would have loved the inaugural Quantico Epic. Full blown nastiness. Bikes = ruined. Souls = violated. We persevered and took out our angst on the beer garden.

Click on this map to witness the most ridiculous course routing ever in the history of sport: