Jonny One Thumb Action Figure Now Available

To commemorate Jonny One Thumb's historic Downieville All-Mountain podium, the Juggernaut ESF leadership bureau commissioned the creation of a highly realistic action figure depicting his heroic ride. All action figures come with a functional bicycle, life size extra thumb, and Jonny One Thumb signature yellow goggles. 

"Coming in third is exactly like winning," Jonny reflected after the race. "Except for the other two guys that were faster. Which is a big difference, so I take back that previous comment."

Pre-orders of Jonny One Thumb action figures are on pace to eclipse the combined sales records of Chuck Norris Karate Kommando, Andre the Giant Stretch Action Wrestler, and She-Ra Rainbow Princess.  

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You can't sign language hang loose with one thumb, but you can still hang loose.