Fang Travels to Kathmandu, Demands to be Called Lipsong Dong From Now On

FANG: That’s what I’ve been sitting here contemplating. First, I’m gonna ride my bike around these mountains. Then, basically, I’m gonna walk the earth.

CONFUCIUS: What do you mean, walk the earth?

FANG: You know, like Caine in “KUNG FU.” Just walk from town to town, meet people, get in adventures.

CONFUCIUS: How long do you intend to walk the earth?

FANG: Until God puts me where he want me to be.

CONFUCIUS: What if he never does?

FANG: If it takes forever, I’ll wait forever.

CONFUCIUS: So you decided to be a bum?

FANG: I’ll just be Lipsong Dong, Confucius – no more, no less.