Angry Cernich Speaks Out Against Body Shaming, Reveals Enormous Muffin Top at MonsterCross 2018

Angry Cernich has decided to forego the countless hours of primping and airbrushing previously needed to capture a decent race day photo of him in a show of solidarity with plus size models everywhere. His 2018 racing campaign plans to focus purely on his natural body appearance, regardless of the inherent distastefulness of this decision.

"This is who I am. I have an enormous muffin top. I'm not ashamed," Angry C said in a post-race interview at Monstercross 2018. "People are going to have to get used to seeing this."

Medical personnel at the race course commented that the muffin top may actually be a ruptured internal organ. "Some people think muffin tops are hot, but I think that's a ruptured spleen."

In related news, it was determined over post-race beer that Little Yeti is undoubtedly the only Juggernaut dreamy enough to ever be considered Tiger Beat cover material.

In terms of a race report, all you need to now is we smashed Monstercross, as per standard operating procedure. Two podiums, a massive spiritual presence, and a beer intake large enough to create a notable spike in overall Richmond micro-brew sales figures.