Little Yeti Channels Nikki Sixx to Claim 27th Place at Moab Rocks 2019
Words of wisdom from Yeti: “When you’re in 27th place in a stage race, you really have to ask yourself “what would Nikki Sixx do?” You basically have to get up in the morning, put on your leather codpiece, and start dishing out ass kickings.”
About halfway through the 2019 edition of the TranRockies Moab Rocks Stage race the Juggernaut Elite Travel Team watched a movie about Motley Crue that exposed many parallels with the Juggernaut.
1) Motley Crue likes shooting heroin / the Juggernaut likes riding mountain bikes. Coincidence?
2) Motley Crue wear spandex pants / the Juggernaut wear spandex pants. Coincidence?
3) Motley Crue had two good albums out of fifteen / the Juggernaut has fifteen members with a total of twenty-nine thumbs. Coincidence?
Moral of the story - Motley Crue and the Juggernaut are basically one in the same.
It was a solid weekend for the Jugg. Three days of stage racing in the red rock desert surrounding Moab. Porcupine Rim, Klondike Bluffs, Mag 7. Very few beers. Until we were finished. Then we drank all the beer. And a little vodka.
Last known photo of Pookie.
